Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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