me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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