did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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