does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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