After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Randomize
