Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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