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you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
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the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
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we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
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