we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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