I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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