I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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