Me too!
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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