bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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