So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I want her autograph on my taint
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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