FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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