HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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