Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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