We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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