I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
The uberlube is also flammable
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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