Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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