Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
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Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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