It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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