Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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