So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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