This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Come share oat with me in your robe
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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