I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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