Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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