are you so shy because you have an std?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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