I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
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