You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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