No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Who died my cat blue again?
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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