we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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