I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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