Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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