She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
