The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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