I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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