Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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