jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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