As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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