My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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