Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize