like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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