Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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