1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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