at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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