For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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