My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
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