thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
Randomize
