Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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