You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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