We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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