I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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