I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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