Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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