it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
