Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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